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Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.

1. Smoked?: No drugs for me, kthnks
2. Drank alcohol?: Yep. o3o;
3. Cried when someone died?: Yeah
4. Been drunk?: Nope
5. Had sex?: No
6. Been to a concert?: One. Bruce Springsteen. My step-father made me go with him.
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob?: Nope
8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob? Nope
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed?: Verbally, yeah
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody?: Verbally. I harassed the people who harassed me.



11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up?: No
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose?: I don't think so. o.0
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before?: Nope
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope
15. Been to prom?: No, and I'm not going to go.
16. Cried at school?: No
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store?: How do you get lost in a store like that? They have signs freakin' everywhere! o_0
18. Went streaking?: Probably, when I was a baby. Other then that. no.
19. Given or received a lap dance?: No, I'm into pole dancing. (Inside joke; I'm really not. xDD )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room?: Other than my brother and step-father? Yes



21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over?: Nope
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house?: Yeah
23. Kissed a stranger?: Ew, no. Herpes, much?
24. Hugged a stranger?: Yes. |D
25. Went scuba diving?: No. :C
26. Driven a car?: Yep
27. Gotten an x-ray?: Many times.
28. Hit by a car?: No, and I don't plan to be. ._.
29. Had a party?: Not that kind, no.
30. Done serious drugs?: Drugs are bad, m'kay?


31. Played strip poker/darts?: I don't know how to play poker. Does that make me 100% virgin? D;
32. Got paid to strip for someone?: No.
33. Ran away from home?: No.
34. Broken a bone?: Nope! 8D *knocks on wood*
35. Eaten sushi?: Once
36. Bought porn?: Eww, no.
37. Watched porn?: Ew, no.
38. Made porn?: EW, NO.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Nope
40. Been in love?: ntrly



41. French kissed?: Uhhh...yes. |3
42. Laughed so hard you cried?: Lots of times.
43. Cried yourself to sleep?: Once or twice
44. Laughed yourself to sleep?: No
45. Stabbed yourself?: A few times, all by accident. I can be real clutzy sometimes, especially in the kitchen. |D;;
46. Shot a gun? Once
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day?: No. If I don't like someone, they'll know about it(unless they're a blind person named after a plant part).
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours?: I don't think so. o.o
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours?: Psssh, all the time. xD
50. Watched an animal die?: Yes. :C



51. Watched a person die?: No.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present?: Kissed, yes.
53. Pranked somebody?: Yes. XD
54. Put somebody in the hospital?: No
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out?: No
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex?: Nope
57. Dressed punk?: No.
58. Dressed goth?: No
59. Dressed preppy?: Fuck no.
60. Been to a motocross race?: Nope



61. Avoided somebody?: All the time
62. Been stalked?: Many times. Mostly by children; once by someone 'round my age. Oh, and by ONE MORE TIME AND I'M FILING FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER!
63. Stalked someone?: No
64. Met a celebrity?: Yep. o3o
65. Played an instrument?: If "played" means "knew what the fuck you were doing", than no. :<
66. Ridden a horse?: Loads of times <3
67. Cut yourself?: Accidently
68. Bungee jumped?: No
69. Ding dong ditched somebody?: Yup xD
70. Been to a wild party?: Parties = </3



71. Got caught stealing something?: Nope
72. Kicked a guy in the balls?: Lots of times. xD;;
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend?: No.
74. Went out with your friend's crush?: No.
75. Got arrested?: No.
76. Been pregnant?: Yes, I'm the Virgin Mary. (no.)
77. Babysat?: Yep
78. Been to another country?: No ;n;
79. Started your house on fire?: No
80. Had an encounter with a ghost?: ntrly



81. Donated your hair to cancer patients?: No.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by?: No.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex?: A family member, yeah
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months?: Nope.
85. Sat on your butt all day?: Oh yeah
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself?: Yep! High metabolism FTW!!
87. Had a job?: Yep
88. Gotten cut from a sports team?: Nope
89. Been called a whore?: Yes
90. Danced like a whore?: Hell no



91. Been mistaken for a celebrity?: No.
92. Been in a car accident?: Two.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes?: Nope
94. Been told you have beautiful hair?: Yes. -_-
95. Raped somebody?: No
96. Danced in the rain?: Yes x3
97. Been rejected?: Nope~
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying?: No
99. Punched someone in the face?: A few times.
100. Been raped?: No


I'm 66% virgin...?
Hahahahaha
xD

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